The Toilet Paper Game…

Our family do a whole lot more than read in the bathroom!

We sculpt, we congregate and,

We play The Toilet Paper Game.

Daughts brought this piece of toilet humor home with her from her High Kicking Days on the the high seas.

Called the TP game it follows us and leaves subtle evidence to only those in the know that someone has gone before!

How does your paper hang on the roll?

Under?

TPUnder My Personal Favourite.

Or over?

TPOver

Daughts’ Absolute Must-Hang.

Daughts wished she had never taught me the game because I play it at every opportunity switching out her Absolute Must-Hang for my Personal Favourite.

I add to the taunt by leaving sticky notes above her roll,

“I won!” or “Boo-Yah!” or  “I was here!”

Very mature cheers announcing victory!

Since the toilet paper in the Hawthorne suites where I was living at the time didn’t play fair, adopting the The Bi-Hang look,

TPHawthorne

She was hardly ever victorious.

Finally she conceded and wrote,

“Enough already…you win!”

No contest!

Over,  under, or the Hawthorne Bi-Hang?  What’s your preference?

 

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